Don't be mad, but... my first game uploaded here will be a...

*gulp...*

OKAY, LOOK, before you cry, piss, shit, and cu-

...too late I guess

Anyways... look, the development isn't my decision

First off, scratch isn't my go-to game dev tool by ANY means

MY go-to is a modified version of p5js

Second, It's a school project that I HAVE to use scratch in

"Ask them if you can do a different coding language"

Problem: It's a group project where NOBODY BUT ME knows what they're doing

I am the only one in my group who has lots of experience with Scratch

...or any coding language other than HTML...

...at ALL!

And I'm not even the leader lol

"Teaching 4 people shouldn't be that ba-"

Four? FOUR!? I WISH!

Six...teen... people

One project

SPLIT THROUGH 2 CLASSES

All in my grade (freshman)

So now I'm about to do SO much work

I EVEN MADE THE IDEA!!!

I think it's only fair I upload it on here

I'll get their permission still though

I DEFINITELY just got blammed for the team seas game

I'm 100% NOT a lazy fuck

I also DID start on development

Can you count the lies?

...

Yeah I can do that

See you in 4 days lol

Edit: or more

So...

I was just talking with my mom and there was a summer sausage on the table.

For non-Americans, one of these:

I saw it on the table and said "I should put this up".

But then, I thought of a joke which would surly make her want to be mad, but not be able to get mad. I picked it up and said...

"This is a big sausage..."

I started to smile because... well... we all know what I was referring to. I couldn't help but smile!

She saw the smile and figured it out just as quickly

Holding... well TRYING to hold in her laughter (unlike me) she told me while smiling:

"GET OUT! NO! GET OUT! NO, GO UPSTAIRS! LEAVE!" While I was just DYING

This was super funny to me

She just couldn't be mad

I overheard her explaining to my dad what happened, but she said "Huge sausage" instead of "Big sausage"

When I went to correct her, she said "NO, get back upstairs, I will beat you with this sausage!!"

And immediately, I said, still laughing

"I don't swing that route"

She clearly was amused by it but didn't want to encourage it, so she reacted the same, but mildly laughing!

I was still laughing as I went back upstairs, where I went to type this

It was great

Also, she doesn't beat me just so you know, she just was wanting me to go back upstairs.

I think this is more of a "You had to be there" Moment, but it's still funny

My final day as supporter...

...again...

I'll play the pico's school 2 demo one last time

Edit: okay, i'm over it lol

Im super cool man I just watched crazy frog for 17 hours 2009 hit song crazy frog crazy frog is so cool he blew up a truck and survived thats cool

Crazy frog is pretty crazy

I didn't even know I did this until I saw this

Edit: wait what the fuck

This makes me the most important human on earth

You're all bitches now compared to me

(For anybody wondering, this is a joke)

I... have to restart development

and finish it in 3 days

and restart another project I can't tell you about that I stole the code from

No, the Halloween game won't be finished

School, multiple bugs, HUGE oversight with movement...

Maybe next year for the full month

It was a good idea, but due to those things, I never finished it

I'm sorry, and if you (for some reason) want to see the barley existing development of the second copy, be my guest.

https://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/1766880/preview

Also, I watched the horror movie scream and ̶i̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶s̶c̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ super scary. It made me cry, piss my pants, shit and cum all at the same time.

I robbed 3$ from a child

Yes, I did it because I was did it because of @tomfulp waving a knife at me

Made me shit my pants