So...

I was just talking with my mom and there was a summer sausage on the table.

For non-Americans, one of these:

I saw it on the table and said "I should put this up".

But then, I thought of a joke which would surly make her want to be mad, but not be able to get mad. I picked it up and said...

"This is a big sausage..."

I started to smile because... well... we all know what I was referring to. I couldn't help but smile!

She saw the smile and figured it out just as quickly

Holding... well TRYING to hold in her laughter (unlike me) she told me while smiling:

"GET OUT! NO! GET OUT! NO, GO UPSTAIRS! LEAVE!" While I was just DYING

This was super funny to me

She just couldn't be mad

I overheard her explaining to my dad what happened, but she said "Huge sausage" instead of "Big sausage"

When I went to correct her, she said "NO, get back upstairs, I will beat you with this sausage!!"

And immediately, I said, still laughing

"I don't swing that route"

She clearly was amused by it but didn't want to encourage it, so she reacted the same, but mildly laughing!

I was still laughing as I went back upstairs, where I went to type this

It was great

Also, she doesn't beat me just so you know, she just was wanting me to go back upstairs.

I think this is more of a "You had to be there" Moment, but it's still funny