Hello! I know nobody cares but i got some stuff to share. First off, here's my madness pfp. I made the lines to thin for a pfp, but it looks good zoomed in! Not good enough for the art portal but jkheicbrifnrkcn

Second, MY BIRFDAY IS TODAY YAYYYYYYY

I have work today :(

Third, I'm getting ready for Halloween early so now ITS PAYDAY MOTHAFUCKAS

I'm gonna have a double Windsor knot for the actual thing, this is kinda just a preview of the base costume

Concept:

Anyways thas it by bye

So I purchased a commission for $20 for @mitsutan to make the narcissist in my mirror. I gave 2 reference poses for them to choose from and-

(Note: I'm an exception, not the rule, don't go in expecting this) but HECK YEAH!

They were great to work with and I hope I can work with them in the future :)

Wait, no, screw professionalism

MWAH MWAH MWAH I LOVE IT, YOU WERE GREAT, THE ART IS GREAT AAAAAAAAAA

Go commission them, they are on Twitter and Newgrounds give them money (Twitter)

Hi my Diamond gals, pals, and all other... pals! My new PR team has informed me that I should speak more professionally! Here's a photo of them by the way!

anyways, uh, fuckin... yeah my hit game with like a whole 3.5 stars (im fuckin awesome like that) was uh cool and gamer and not lame and gay. i wouldn't mind if it was gay, i just don't like lame things

Real shit

Anyways, enough with the unfunny fluff, what do I want to do next with my

First things first: The void call full release... is on hold

Look, I wanted void call full version to be my big break through, but I wanted to release SOMETHING (thanks to someone who pushed me to do it)

I apologize to the artist (1) who actually expanded on their character, but I gotta take a break and work on simple but good looking games

My artwork was very clearly... how should I say...

...rushed...

So I'm going to work on some simpler projects with a deadline with more than one week

With my job and school though, problems will occur. I have technically reached my highest games released / games dropped ratio (1:idk)

I do care about my work, and that's why I was so scared of releasing void call. I thought it was 2.5-3 star range, but public opinion said otherwise. You might not, but I don't care. Fuck you.

But seriously, I'm glad I just released something! I hope to see the Frontpage one day with my future projects! Actually, speaking of...

What are my future projects?

Despite that smooth ass transition into more blabbering, idunno:)

Look, I got like...₁,₂,₃,₄_ at least 6 ideas at all times. I can't do anything big because my computer has 4GB of RAM and the keyboard has had keys get stuck... software side. Since I got it. But I got plenty of web game ideas that are feasible, I'll try to do something simple for once

Soon, I do plan on open sourcing the non-medal version of the void call code btw. In the full release, I plan on seeing if I can have user content characters and stories in the game! Mostly characters, that seems more possible. It might be a few years until I release that

Why did I read all this?

Genuinely, couldn't tell you. You have no reason to care. I just rambled lol

GOOD NIGHT FOLKS!

"New" game (I didn't release it on here until now)

Check it out and vote honestly

Edit: man, more than 8 hours is an awful time. I should have done a madness animation test. Maybe I can still qualify

Edit 2: Wow, a DNF and some jackass (me) added medals. Can't believe this

New banner yay

Out with the old and in with the worse, I got a new banner with the worst, ugliest, vilest, grossest creature you've ever seen where nothing bad will ever happen to him

20 angry reacts and the missile lands now

Yeah, I realize I am embarrassed by my Newgrounds profile. Not because it's Newgrounds, it's because I have nothing to show other then some half-assed jokes that are way more unhinged then in normal conditions

Throw in some shitty looking creations you forgot to hide and some game favorites that people don't really care about, and BOOM! I'm self conscious about my profile

Oh, and the news posts are shit

Edit: Just realized my phone corrected embarrassed to 😳

Thanks phone

My sister somehow turned cooking breakfast form enjoyable 10-minute in-n-out process into an annoying, Argumentative, 1-Hour process

And now we have to do dishes because she cooked eggs first and we had to get another, smaller pan for the sausages and my dad got mad at that

So, how's your day going?

WHY AM I SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS

Like, it's just bronze

But this makes me unreasonably happy

LET'S GOO

Uhhh

I- I swear I did the calculations

I had like 2 more months

what the hell

Umm...

oh god

FUCK

UHH

NONONONO