I DEFINITELY just got blammed for the team seas game
I'm 100% NOT a lazy fuck
I also DID start on development
Can you count the lies?
Before a nerd rant, "Okay, so" is a warning you're gonna be here for a long time
Not Pico's school
Nevada for now
Joined on 5/29/20
Posted by TheDiamondfinder - 7 days ago
I was just talking with my mom and there was a summer sausage on the table.
For non-Americans, one of these:
I saw it on the table and said "I should put this up".
But then, I thought of a joke which would surly make her want to be mad, but not be able to get mad. I picked it up and said...
"This is a big sausage..."
I started to smile because... well... we all know what I was referring to. I couldn't help but smile!
She saw the smile and figured it out just as quickly
Holding... well TRYING to hold in her laughter (unlike me) she told me while smiling:
"GET OUT! NO! GET OUT! NO, GO UPSTAIRS! LEAVE!" While I was just DYING
This was super funny to me
She just couldn't be mad
I overheard her explaining to my dad what happened, but she said "Huge sausage" instead of "Big sausage"
When I went to correct her, she said "NO, get back upstairs, I will beat you with this sausage!!"
And immediately, I said, still laughing
"I don't swing that route"
She clearly was amused by it but didn't want to encourage it, so she reacted the same, but mildly laughing!
I was still laughing as I went back upstairs, where I went to type this
It was great
Also, she doesn't beat me just so you know, she just was wanting me to go back upstairs.
I think this is more of a "You had to be there" Moment, but it's still funny
Posted by TheDiamondfinder - 1 month ago
I... have to restart development
and finish it in 3 days
and restart another project I can't tell you about that I stole the code from
No, the Halloween game won't be finished
School, multiple bugs, HUGE oversight with movement...
Maybe next year for the full month
It was a good idea, but due to those things, I never finished it
I'm sorry, and if you (for some reason) want to see the barley existing development of the second copy, be my guest.
Also, I watched the horror movie scream and ̶i̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶s̶c̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ super scary. It made me cry, piss my pants, shit and cum all at the same time.