Total Medals Earned: 1,885 (From 291 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,905 Points
Medals Earned: 11/15 (405/425 points)
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You checked out the full game on Steam, and hopefully wishlist!
You watched our trailer on YouTube, and were thoroughly impressed!
You follow us on Twitter, or X as Elon calls it
You checked the credits, and we thank you for it!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (275/480 points)
Complete the Intro
Get Your Date's Affection to the Max Value
Get Your Date's Affection to the Minimum Value
Get the Romance Ending :)
Get the Heartbreak Ending :(
Complete the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Perfect the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
You have made some toast!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/85 points)
Kill the final boss
Kill two enemies with one throw of the sword
Get your sword stuck when you need to save your pal
Don't die even once and complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You put The Blammer out of his misery
You smacked the Blammer!
You didn't want to hear any background noise
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/500 points)
First time?
Completed the Tower!
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!
Burn to death on a hot block.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (75/250 points)
Well That Sucks
Can ya get more?
Pretty Easy
You're A Pro
Woot!
You Won!