Total Medals Earned: 1,885 (From 291 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,905 Points
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/160 points)
start the game
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/295 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Complete a Monday puzzle.
Complete a Tuesday puzzle.
Complete a Wednesday puzzle.
Complete a Thursday puzzle.
Complete a Friday puzzle.
Complete a Saturday puzzle.
Complete a Sunday puzzle.
Beat Classic mode.
Complete Level 10 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 20 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 30 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 40 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 50 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 60 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 70 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 80 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 90 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 100 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 110 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 120 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 130 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 140 in Classic Mode.
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (145/270 points)
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Reach a score of 1 million
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 10/14 (160/195 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Read The Story
Check The Credits
Beat The Level 1 Par Time
Beat The Level 2 Par Time
Beat The Level 3 Par Time
Beat The Level 4 Par Time
Beat Level 5
Beat The Level 5 Par Time
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Go on, become a supporter!
Start here!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/155 points)
Collect your first key card
Finish any level under 30 seconds
Get a kill with a sniper rifle
Get killed by a sawblade
Kill a helish microwave
Gain level 9 access clearance
Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/130 points)
Beat the Game
Collect Every Upgrade
Collect Every Timer
Beat the Game in 5 Loops or Less
Beat the Game with an S Rank
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.