WH-WHAT? NO! POLICE HATE ME! THEY'RE SO TOXIC!

I think it may have something to do with the Manslaughter, Arson, Armed Robbery, Grand Theft Auto, Drug Trafficking / Distribution, Kidnapping, Organ Selling, Murder: Second-degree, Murder: FIRST-degree, Bribery, Burglary, and Embezzilment... but I'm not sure

Also, this is all it took to be a police officer? Just Blam & Protect 500 things? Wow, lots of people are wayyyy too underqualified.

But seriously, I can't believe I did it... But it's only going to get harder from here!

(wiki this is from)

But hey? What's another 500? And then another 2000 to get to level 10? Then 5000... to get to... uhh... level 15- WOW, I have a long way to go! Guess I'll have to continue to

BLAM & PROTECT!

I'll be a part of the Elite Guards someday